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Topic: Morris Minor

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  William Morris    Jim Morris  
  Morris    Morris County  
  Robert Morris    Morris Day  
  Philip Morris    Minor League Baseball  
  Morris Brown    Minor Hockey  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Lord Dracula,  Hillary Clinton,  Oprah Winfrey
Dream job(s):Banker
Favorite board game(s):Checkers
Favorite TV show(s):Charmed,  Days of our Lives,  Saturday Night Live
Favorite book(s):"Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite composer(s):Richard Wagner
Favorite movie(s):Minority Report,  A Clockwork Orange,  Toy Story
Listens to:Folk,  Prince
Favorite sportsperson(s):Joe DiMaggio (baseball)
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Morris Minor Hosting and its staff will not liable to MEMBER or anyone else for any loss or injury resulting from the use or the inability to use Morris Minor Hosting.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Some other Morris Minor pics These picture show some of the Scottish Branch Members cars in attendance at the filming of a documentary for the BBC National Lottery Program.
This is a diary of Morris Minor happenings and events, in the UK and the rest of the world and pieces of interesting info as they become known.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The minor cast of characters begins to take formation with the sparring friendship of Jamie Morris and August Falcon barely a glimmer in their eyes.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Live, Morris Minors embrace and then project the brash rebellion and energetic personality of young rock and roll in its finest hour.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The Morris Minor is a phenomenon, and it deserves to continue its useful role, consuming little in the way of fuel or materials, and giving a great deal in return.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Morris played minor league ball with the White Sox in the late 80’s, but retired after shoulder and elbow surgery.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The Morris Minor Owners Club encourages responsible car ownership and subscribes to the Federation of British Historic Vehicle Clubs, which protects the interests of classic cars in Europe.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Morris Minor lovers will be delighted to discover that the 63p stamp features a classic model used by the Post Office in the 1960s.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Morris Minor Hosting allows MEMBERS to use the disk space accessible through his/her account for creating and hosting a website.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Morris Minors in the Media Taken from Minor Matters November/December 1993.
Ruth Morris of the BOF has become our first female gender member and reaching this milestone has precipitated a minor crisis.
 
 
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