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Topic: Mirage Speakers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

House, Stereo system, Vacuum cleaner

Most admires:

Martha Stewart

Personality:

Depressive, Sad

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator

Favorite author(s):

Victor Hugo

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack, Cheat

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke, Gardening

Favorite great leader(s):

Charles Talleyrand

Favorite great thinker(s):

Arthur C Clarke

Favorite sport(s):

Squash

Likes to wear:

Hawaiian shirts

Favorite movie(s):

Jaws

Listens to:

ZZ Top

Favorite political figure(s):

Charles Talleyrand

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

On the home theater range, Mirage speakers just blew us away with their AC-3 demo using Mirage bipolar subs all the way around.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

All Incognita HDT speakers utilize Mirage�s carbon fiber woofer cones with long throw butyl surrounds.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Thus Mirage home theatre systems can freely employ box speakers in the same room as flush mounted speakers, yet still enjoy perfect voice matching.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Canadian Speaker Manufacturer MIRAGE have announced the new range of Omnipolar speakers.

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