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Topic: Miranda

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  Miranda Richardson    Carmen Miranda  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch
Most admires:Carmen Miranda,  Their mother
Good point(s):Good kisser,  Remorseful
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite movie(s):Lord of the Rings
Listens to:Backstreet Boys,  Buddy Holly,  N Sync
Favorite destination(s):Home
Favorite drink(s):Wine
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Miranda's back and has that look, you know the one women get when they're pissed because we men aren't doing what they want right when they want it done?
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The nymph gathered her close and soothed the cold from Miranda's flesh, slowly peeling away the wet clinging garment that she wore.
Seconds later, Miranda's mouth moved faster up and down the thick shaft until her mouth was being flooded with her husbands goo!
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The Miranda's carry over 1600 labels of domestic and imported wines and a complete selection of Maine vintages.
The Mirandas are excited to help customers learn about the wines of the world and offer help selecting the perfect wine to compliment the foods in the Market.
The integration of the second and third generations strengthens Miranda's position as a family winemaker and commitment to quality premium wine production.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Miranda's mother stood in front of the mirror, applying her lush pink lipstick - and so was someone staring back at her!
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Albert Miranda's debut album of Stevie Ray Vaughan-style Christian blues is finished!
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Miranda's Imaging series is now shipping a new addition to its family of interfaces, the QDC-801i broadcast quality HDSDI to SDI and Composite downconverter.
Most of the metered Mirandas use the mercury 625 or 675 types, with only the last cameras using the new silver-oxide 1.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The story of Miranda's own introduction to witchcraft and how she uses it to live a more spiritually and materially fulfilled life.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

What Miranda's trial attorneys didn't' now was that prosecutors had a letter in their file from another inmate of the Los Angeles County Jail that totally undercut Saucedo's testimony.
 
 
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