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Topic: Missed Periods

Related:
  Period    Late Period  
  Menstrual Period    Medieval period  
  Colonial Period    Periods and Movements  
  Periods Petting and Pregnancy    Heavy Periods  
  Classical period    Renaissance period  
  Victorian period    Romantic period  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Tax Collector
Education:Junior High School
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Taking Valium,  Taking Prozac
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Most common is a missed menstrual period, but since all women do not have regular menstrual cycles it is important to watch for other pregnancy signs such as: breast tenderness, nausea, heartburn, extreme tiredness and frequent urination.
If you have not taken the pills daily as instructed and missed a menstrual period, or if you missed two consecutive menstrual periods, you may be pregnant.
If you missed two consecutive menstrual periods, you may be pregnant.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Where are the millions of witnesses who should have missed their love ones for long periods of time, as they were beamed or towed-up into waiting ET craft?
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

IDT periods missed while on AT/ADT of 30 days (entire calendar month) or more may not be rescheduled and must be considered as AA.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Since she missed her last two periods, she took a home pregnancy test, and discovered that she is pregnant.
The computer calls home each evening to the parents of students who have missed one or more periods during the day.
If you have not taken the pills daily as instructed and missed a menstrual period, you may be pregnant.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

You are expected to get assignments in on time and to use seminar periods effectively to get and/or complete assignments missed due to absences.
John Fielding,
CEO

Class periods missed without excusable reasons will count as an appropriate fraction of the day and will be used when determining the total number of days absent.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Since the procedure is only effective up to seven weeks following a missed menstrual period, precise timing is essential at this stage.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

You've missed more 4th periods than you've been to.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
purplstuf
2004-11-09 07:21:37
had one time depo-shot in march and d/c. it has been 5-6 months without a period. what could be going on?
From:
cal
2005-03-30 14:48:01
my wife is currently five days late. We took a early pregenancy test and it was negative. She is using the bath room frequently. What could be going on?
From:
LINDA
2005-07-25 12:26:02
I AM TWO WEEKS LATE BUT I TOOK A TEST AND IT WAS NEGATIVE
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