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Topic: ST PAUL MN

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Yoko Ono, Michael Jordan

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times

Favorite artist(s):

Pablo Picasso

Favorite Card Game(s):

Cheat

Favorite TV show(s):

MASH

Favorite actor(s):

Winona Ryder

Interest(s):

Real estate

Favorite sport(s):

Volleyball

Listens to:

Prince, Santana, Blink 182

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Paul, MN 55108 641-3158 Hearts and Vines Beth Dahl 2236 Como Avenue St.
Paul, MN, 1990 to 1995; Como Park, St.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Paul, MN 612 999-xxx-xxxx Minneapolis/St.
Paul, MN 55114 645-6675 Krivit Photography Mike and Susan Krivit 2412 Valentine Avenue St.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Paul MN 55114 647-0001 Custom Hair by Debbie Debbie Magnussen 2232 Carter Avenue St.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Paul, MN 55108 293-8740 Music in the Park Series Mel Boynton Julie Himmelstrup 1333 Chelmsford Street St.
Paul, MN 55108 646-8632 Bob and Donna Bulger 2157 Hendon Avenue St.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Paul, MN 55108 645-7862 Children's Home Society of MN Roger Toogood 1605 Eustis St.
Paul, MN 55108 645-7655 Manning's in the Park Larry Manning 2264 Como Avenue St.
Paul MN 55108 644-5340 University of Minnesota Ann O'Loughlin 432 Morrill Hall 100 Church St.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Paul, MN 55108 641-0808 Micawber's Bookstore Norton Stillman 2238 Carter Avenue St.

Mark Harris,
Priest

St Paul, MN 55102 On June 9, 1995, while performing a gastrostomy on a boy he also performed a circumcision.

User Talk

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