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Topic: Mom

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  Mom Son    Work at Home Moms  
  MOMS Club    Soccer Mom  
  Single Mom    Gifts for Mom  
  Stay at home Mom    Working Moms  
  Teen Moms  


 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Stroller
Most admires:Their mother,  Their father
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  Cosmopolitan
Dream job(s):Housewife
Favorite TV show(s):Buffy the Vamipre Slayer
Favorite activity(s):Working
Favorite book(s):The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Favorite sport(s):Jogging
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school,  Starting life again as a baby
Favorite time of year:Summer
Favorite quote(s):"A penny saved is a penny earned"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Your mom's so fat that when she wore a yellow dress the whole block yelled TAXI.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
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wef
2004-11-02 18:50:43
vavavavava
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wef
2004-11-02 19:06:41
vavavavava little thing..
From:
wef
2004-11-02 19:07:30
I love my mom..
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Priya
2004-11-02 19:10:24
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Priya
2004-11-02 19:10:54
Great work
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Hello
2004-11-03 05:35:15
123
From:
boo boo bear
2005-03-05 06:19:48
where is my mommy? ...we ate her with fava beans. signed hannibal lecter.
From:
boo boo bear
2005-03-05 06:24:54
where is my daddy? ...he is all aquiver because he ate her liver.signed jeffrey daumer.
From:
michelle
2005-04-05 17:52:39
how long does it take for your breastmilk to dry up after you stop breastmilk?
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Lady J
2005-04-12 11:58:04
I luv this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jasmine
2005-04-12 22:40:48
my mom is the best she is smart and hard working
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^_^
2005-04-22 21:40:22
My mom rocks! I love her so much. I couldn't live without her
From:
BrokenOnMyKnees
2005-06-17 19:53:03
Anybody got any good your mom jokes? cuz i dont
From:
mariam
2005-07-02 14:19:18
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From:
mariam
2005-07-02 14:20:28
does tall
From:
t
2005-08-09 04:49:29
what is the difference between federal courts and provincial
From:
rob
2005-08-19 14:55:40
do yall have pictures of fed inmates
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luz
2005-10-21 17:51:48
your mom is so fat that when she went to mexico she used tha hole country by her self!!
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what is up
2006-01-17 18:18:31
my mom is so cool
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Nikkii
2006-03-20 08:51:29
my mom sux so bad she couldnt even sit in living room without collecting dust all over her
From:
SEXY HOTT CHICK
2006-08-25 13:32:24
ur mama is so fat... when she walked into the cinema she sat beside EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRYYYYYYYBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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