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Topic: Mom Son

  Son    Mom  
  Father Son    Son of God  
  Mother Son    Three Sons  
  Four sons    Mom Son Incest Stories  
  John Wiley and Sons    Stay at home Mom  
  Son Dad    Prodigal Son  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Mistress
Favorite activity(s):Working
Most admires:Their mother,  Their father,  Laurel & Hardy
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Favorite movie(s):Liar Liar
Dream job(s):Housewife,  Social worker
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Favorite time of year:Summer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school,  Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"A penny saved is a penny earned"
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The crowd was mostly moms and dads, sons and daughters, boyfriends and spouses, and it was enthusiastic, even as Connecticut took advantage of turnovers and the score mounted.
When his mom arrived home to find her sons rolling around their front yard littered with tampons, the crap really hit the fan.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

A mom said that her son's doctor attributes his lessened stuttering to yoga relaxation classes.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

A mom's moving tribute to her late son, Bill, an openly bisexual teenager who committed suicide shortly after being a victim of a hate crime.
Anita Ganesh,

For moms and sons, Bette Midler's "Wind Beneath My Wings" has proven popular, but you may want to go with something a little more offbeat.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Moms and dads lend their would-be chef sons or daughters out to friends having dinner parties so their child can get extra practice.
Lastly, a wonderful holiday season to the dedicated moms and dads who sacrifice most of their weeknights and weekends so that their sons and daughters can compete at the highest levels of competitive soccer.
Dads and daughters as well as moms and sons can celebrate Valentine’s together on these very special evenings.
Mark Harris,

I thank God for this site and all the moms that bind their hearts together in prayers for our sons and daughters.
Jordan Jones,

Burns’ son Scot said, "It feels good to know somebody thought my mom's life was worth that much.
MOM'S HINT #083: Don't give your son a crew cut.
MOM'S HINT #148: Don't give your son a crew cut.
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
2004-11-17 16:08:23
i want stories for mom son
2005-01-07 14:36:59
why does my mom always try to protect my younger brother even though he is wrong
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