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Topic: MoMA

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Most admires:Yoko Ono
Favorite artist(s):Andy Warhol,  Pablo Picasso,  Renoir
Favorite author(s):Winslow Homer
Favorite era(s):1940s
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld
Interest(s):Photography
Favorite great thinker(s):Samuel Morse
Favorite royal(s):Catherine Medicis,  Antoinette of France
Favorite destination(s):New York,  Paris,  France
Listens to:Louis Armstrong
Favorite quote(s):"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The combination of the blinding lights, awful muzak pouring from speakers strategically placed throughout the store and the Saturday afternoon momas with their screaming kids had made him want to pull out his gun and shoot somebody.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

MoMA's Modern Starts/Velásques & Watteau at the Frick/Guggenheim's Clemente Retro/Gulbenkian Treasures at the Met/75th Year of Met's American Wing/500 Years of Italians in New York/What Did Manhattan Really Cost?
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The 300 books and visuals on exhibition are only a part of MoMA's new holdings of over 1,100 avant-garde illustrated books and over a hundred related works.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Unless otherwise noted, users who wish to download or print text and image files from MoMA's Web site for such uses are welcome to do so without MoMA's express permission.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The text by John Szarkowski, director emeritus of New York MoMA's photography department, gives biographical details and gracefully places Adams in the history of 20th-century photography and the conservation movement.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Moma's Boy must have sensed the finality of the season also, for he stood neck-deep in the near freezing water, intently eating the remnants of a long-dead salmon dredged up from the bottom.
As always moma's kitchen put out those supurb meals and the family hospitality was wonderful.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

While MoMA moves to MoMA QNS , in Long Island City, the number of internships offered at MoMA will be very limited.
MoMA QNS serves as the base of the Museum's exhibition program and operations through 2005, when the new Museum of Modern Art opens in Manhattan.
MoMA's exhibition programs have moved to MoMA QNS , Long Island City, while our main Manhattan location is under construction and renovation until 2005.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

MOMA's programmes includes: exhibitions of international 20th Century and contemporary painting, sculpture, film, video, architecture , design and performance, together with a programme of talks and special events including live music.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE SITS ON THE TV TO WATCH THE COUCH Your momas so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody.
 
 
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