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Topic: Need money

Related:
  Money    Money Order  
  Special Needs    Make Money  
  Save money    Child Needs  
  Need a job    All I need  
  Making Money    Needs Assessment  
  Send check or money    Give Me Your Money  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic,  Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector
Education:None
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Owning their own trailer
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Larry needs money for specific treatments that will help him overcome these complications, but his health insurance has run out.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This is the mechanism which adjusts for the different needs of local authorities by allocating different levels of grant to them so that if all are providing the same level of value for money then their Council Tax rates will be the same.
More money is typically required for medical expenses, prescription drugs, and other health needs that are not covered by Medicare or supplemental coverage.
Sufficient money is not found in the national budget for meeting basic social needs such as books for schools and drugs for clinics, but is found for servicing the national debt.
John Fielding,
CEO

The company needs a resource allocation model to determine how the money and new programmers should be divided among the divisions in order to maximize the total productivity increase.
This means that there is no additional money next year for a sector that already needs capital investment in a crumbling infrastructure.
Money Source Financial Services can help you set up a Pension plan that makes sense for your companies needs.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

TERA needs money to defend women and thereby protect all so that they may exercise their equal rights under the country's constitution.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

No money is exchanged because of the mutual benefit: the car driver needs riders just as much as the slugs need a ride.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Save money on your prescription needs when you use our mail order prescription program.
Your money is securely in the bank : Customers don't need to worry about losing anything as they would in a cash system.
Save Money on Your liability insurance small business Needs We have put together a number of pages designed to help you save money on your insurance.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
t.ravikumar
2005-04-06 09:52:56
Not now But often... My dear don’t weep silently! You don’t know But i know you always! Deep down a point in your heart, Continuously it is irritating you... It is a passive pain! What ever you enjoying you enjoying only surface on this pain! Some times you may forget it. But always it is there. I think it is fear of nothingness! is it? See around all births embarked to death. is it not? Is there any methodology to remove this pain? "yes" is the my Definite answer. its from a real Indian Consciousness. it is named as "MIRROR MEDITATION" ! I am ready to feed Are you ready to feel? if you are not ready ,don't throw away it. Yet the time has not come to you. Please recommend these therapies to others who are in sick. Those who are suffer from cancer, aids, heart Disease etc. It will give them a deathless freedom at first time! it is tuff to believe u won't believe but believe at least one thing That I am here in India as your friend! no tableside Exercises No repeating mantras or words. Follow me rationally, for certain period! That’s enough. No more questions! No more real problems! Take care thanking you Yours lovingly T.RAVIKUMAR ircsravji@yahoo.co.in
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