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Topic: Monica

Related:
  Santa Monica Beach Hotel    Santa Monica Pier  
  Clinton and Monica    Monica Seles  
  City of Santa Monica    Santa Monica College  
  Restaurant American Santa Monica    Monica Lewinsky  
  Santa Monica    Santa Monica California  
  Saint Monica  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Most admires:Monica Lewinksy,  Hillary Clinton,  Matt Druge
Bad point(s):Dishonest
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Favorite TV show(s):Friends,  Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite actor(s):James Dean
Interest(s):Community Theatre
Listens to:Elvis Presley
Favorite destination(s):California
Favorite sportsperson(s):Steffi Graff (tennis),  Venus Williams (tennis)
Favorite type of dance(s):Swing
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Santa Monica Seafood is a true family business and takes a long term view on the success of the company, both in terms of business relationships as well as relationships with the natural resources of the oceans and seas that supply product.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

In Santa Monica that December Tom Morello was arrested for protesting against sweatshop abuses by Guess?
Santa Monica Municipal Bus Lines in its focus groups for restructuring include bus riders and non-riders.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Santa Monica City Council has authorized amendments to the noise ordinance in order to afford greater protection to residents living in proximity to industrial and commercial uses, and to make the ordinance fully and fairly enforceable.
Santa Monica's Civic Center Specific Plan encompasses a number of areas that provide critical opportunities for redevelopment and rejuvenation.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

SANTA MONICA TEENS - Free virgin girls posing nude and playing with dildo all for you!
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The Santa Monica Museum of Flying is the launching pad for a foray into the realm of UFOs and the possible existence of extraterrestrial life.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The Santa Monica restaurant will also be introducing organic coffee beverages and specialty brewed teas.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Our Dojo is run through the City of Santa Monica and is a member of the American Judo and JuJitsu Federation.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The suspect was also convicted of the attempted car jacking and kidnapping in Santa Monica and was sent to prison for eleven years pending his extradition to Hawaii.
Several arrests were made by Santa Monica detectives in connection with the robberies.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

One juvenile was a Santa Monica SHO and another was a potential SHO, one arrest away from qualifying as a SHO.
 
 
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