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Topic: Monkey

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Politics:Animal rights,  Apathetic
Favorite body part(s):Brain
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Willis
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee,  Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite computer game(s):Donkey Kong
Favorite movie(s):Wizard of Oz,  King Kong,  The Sixth Sense
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Listens to:Punk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Obese monkeys have elevated insulin levels and often impaired glucose tolerance.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Having seen five monkeys on our first day driving between the airport and yacht club certainly set the scene for what was a regatta like no other seen before by the Worlds best Olympic class Tornado Catamaran sailors.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Cebus monkeys are considered prolific tool users but exhibit no apparent understanding of cause and effect, or of the difference between appropriate and inappropriate tools.
When monkeys were moved to a new, unfamiliar environment, blood tests showed a significant reduction in their ability to make disease-fighting antibodies.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

African green monkeys are used to produce live polio virus vaccine, suggesting that this vaccine is one of the sources of stealth viruses.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Black Howler monkeys are an endangered species found only in lowland forests from Southern Mexico to Honduras.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Findings: Monkeys were trained on a line bisection task in a single hemisphere followed by receptive field mappings in both hemispheres to examine changes as a result of the perceptual learning task.
Monkeys were trained to complete five repetitions of one simple motor task, switch to another task for five repetitions and continue alternating between tasks.
Studies with monkeys have shown those deprived of touch have more difficulty coping with stress than those who are held.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The monkeys were hanging together next to the people laying there, and right then I felt a pin prick on the little finger of my right hand.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

The monkeys were seen to be chewing a semi-soft substance that flowed from between layers of rock.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

There were lots of monkeys all eager to be fed peanuts and the funniest thing was seeing a monkey steal a whole bag from a man in our group.
 
 
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