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Topic: Pet Monkey

Related:
  Pet    Monkey  
  Animals Pets    Pet Dog  
  Pet Cat    Pet Food  
  Pet Care    Pet Products  
  Pet Bird    Pet Store  
  Pet Health    Pet Shop  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite body part(s):Brain
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Willis
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee,  Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite movie(s):Wizard of Oz,  King Kong,  The Sixth Sense
Likes to wear:Chicken suit,  Leash
Listens to:Punk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Our aim is to secure a protected reserve in the Amazon for monkeys from the pet trade and if possible also to rehabilitate some of the Cornish group.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Legal Monkeys A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

She was smuggled across the Mexican border into California, where pet monkeys are illegal.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

There are also about 20 licensed semidomestic pets (including pigs and monkeys) that require site inspections and permits.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

One pet the Indians never have: monkeys.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

A pet iguana scurries around the grounds, and monkeys and macaws share the hillside with guests.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

The place itself is a rehab center for monkeys that had been kept as pets, in labs or were confiscated from e.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Keeping Monkeys as Pets In Britain and many countries it is illegal to keep monkeys as pets outside of licensed facilities.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Pets buried here include dogs and cats, monkeys, cheetahs, and goldfish to name but a few.
Code monkeys make good pets.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The PET scans revealed comparably low numbers of dopamine D2 receptor in all individually housed monkeys as well as in low-ranking grouped monkeys.
Our goal is to rescue monkeys discarded as pets or from research facilities and provide a home for the lifetime of the animals.
 
 
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