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Topic: Pictures Patents Monkeys

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  Motion Picture    Monkey  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Thomas Edison,  King Gillette,  Easter Bunny
Politics:Animal rights,  Apathetic
Favorite body part(s):Brain
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Willis
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee,  Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite movie(s):Wizard of Oz,  King Kong,  The Sixth Sense
Likes to wear:Chicken suit,  Surfie clothing
Listens to:Punk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Favorite quote(s):"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Sidebars with pictures of monkeys wud make me LOL.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

When they were sure we were fully engaged in picture-taking, the monkeys dashed across the clearing and tried to raid our cars.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

When monkeys are posed for the perfect picture,
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

There is also a newsletter and some great pictures - such as the Sea Monkeys being used for medical experiments!
He said he sometimes thought that their pictures of monkeys with electrodes in their brains should be accompanied by "pictures of children having convulsions, as these two images would encapsulate the serious moral dilemmas with which the debate presents us.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

No pictures of nude celebrities, no huge breasts- just fun loving monkeys playing the game.
Why U not got NE pictures of monkeys in ur sidebars?
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The monkeys can put pictures of one to nine objects into numerical order.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

For a good picture of a python, see the Mt Kinabalu page We saw some fascinating behaviour exhibited by the proboscis monkeys.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I like monkeys cuz my boyfriend looks like one and these pictures are like looking at pictures of him.
In this picture if you look close you can see over 7 monkeys.
 
 
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