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Topic: Months

Related:
  Month Club    Book of the Month  
  Gift of the Month    Blood Donor Month  
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  Native American Heritage Month    Wine of the Month Club  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Banker,  Bus Driver
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Business
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job,  Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

He is 18 months old and weighs about 9 pounds.
John Fielding,
CEO

In recent months other big vehicle makers have set plans to invest millions of dollars in China.
Andersen is travelling for the summer months speaking at various academic conferences before settling into Bay Street at his new job with the Toronto Dominion Bank.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The problem is that you could easily spend three months learning how to use your spreadsheet program to design a model of your practice.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

About 18 months ago I noticed that the left side of my glans around where it connects to the shaft was becoming sensitive.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Some months ago the then home secretary Jack Straw stated that English Nationalism was a bad thing and that the English were a violent race.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Imagine 6 months of dirt and debris from dog hair to virus germs to pollen in your filter.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

I spent months crammed under vehicles using spray cans hours on end preparing them for cold storage.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Twelve months of hosting by C I Host are included plus domain name registration for one year through C I Host.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Several months ago I put in a More Love Poems subcategory simply because the Love Poems page was getting way too long.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

It is too bad that we could not turn back the clock to several months ago when we were in Canada and enjoying such a beautiful vacation with all of our loved ones and some very wonderful newfound friends like you.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Soviets were given three months to withdraw all their military and technical personnel.
 
 
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