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Topic: Morbid Obesity

Related:
  Obesity    Morbid  
  Treatment of Obesity    Obesity Surgery  
  Causes of Obesity    Morbid Angel  
  OBESITY MEDS AND RESEARCH    Childhood Obesity  
  Obesity Help    Child Obesity  
  Obesity in America    Fast Food Restaurants for Obesity  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite TV show(s):MASH
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Eyes,  Teeth
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Surgery for morbid obesity is the only method that has resulted in long-term maintenance of weight loss and the reduction of the comorbid diseases that are associated with morbid obesity.
Morbid obesity is a serious chronic disease process that is defined as being 100 pounds or more over your ideal body weight or having a BMI of 40 or greater.
The National Institute of Health recognizes morbid obesity as being an epidemic that can only be reduced significantly by surgical intervention for both morbid obesity and its associated comorbid problems.
 
 
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