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Topic: Morris

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Lord Dracula,  Hillary Clinton,  Oprah Winfrey
Dream job(s):Banker
Favorite board game(s):Checkers
Favorite TV show(s):Charmed,  Days of our Lives,  Saturday Night Live
Favorite book(s):"Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite composer(s):Richard Wagner
Favorite movie(s):Minority Report,  A Clockwork Orange,  Toy Story
Listens to:Folk,  Prince
Favorite sportsperson(s):Joe DiMaggio (baseball)
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Morris is considered the founder of the modern creationist movement with his 1961 book The Genesis Flood.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Wesley Morris is on his way to Palestine right now to try to repair a broken Israel.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Morris said surveyors are finding the mixed responses to fiscal credibility true in many school districts after the 2000 election.
John Fielding,
CEO

Morris said that costly equipment purchases and inefficient equipment on hand were also early problems that had to be overcome with earning small profits annually and taking risks on key equipment that was necessary for the farm to expand.
Morris Brown is more than $23 million in debt and went on probation last year for shoddy bookkeeping and not having enough professors with advanced degrees.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Morris were proud to be chosen to organise the recent G8 Summit Meeting for Science Ministers.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Morris Township must complete its own plan as the regulation requires.
Morris was the accountant for the Upper Valley Disposal Service that collects garbage and recycles materials from residents of St.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Philip Morris is developing a cigarette designed to deliver nicotine at an accelerated rate, allowing the smoker to obtain the same amount of nicotine contained in a standard length cigarette with only half the amount of puffs.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Dave Morris was unbeaten whilst Tony Prescott and Alf Barker each won two.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Morris asked Jim if he knew of any ambitious person willing to pickup smaller amounts of drums and store them until there was at least a couple of semi loads.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Morris cites an 1893 editorial that protested a court of appeal decision to compel the immediate lockup of convicted murders in solitary confinement while an appeal was being brought.
 
 
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