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Topic: Philip Morris

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Most admires:Hillary Clinton,  Lord Dracula,  Oprah Winfrey
Dream job(s):Banker
Favorite board game(s):Checkers
Favorite TV show(s):Charmed,  Days of our Lives,  Saturday Night Live
Favorite book(s):"Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite composer(s):Richard Wagner
Favorite movie(s):Minority Report,  A Clockwork Orange,  Toy Story
Listens to:Folk,  Prince
Favorite sportsperson(s):Joe DiMaggio (baseball)
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Philip Morris flew California Assembly Speaker Willie Brown and several legislators to New York for a secret meeting in November.
John Fielding,

Philip Morris was funded $90,000 by the Dept of Industrial Relations to develop an industrial agreement at its Morabbin plant in Victoria.
Philip Morris' lobbying report details the breadth of the lobbying battle the industry has been forced to wage.
Philip Morris and other tobacco companies consistently deny that they target youth with their slick advertising and promotion campaigns, claiming instead that they are only seeking to convince smokers of competing brands to switch.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Philip Morris Internal Document : This document outlines steps Philip Morris planned to take to wipe out local clean indoor air ordinances in California.
Philip Morris USA is supporting Life Skills Training, a school-based program that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has identified as effective in reducing youth smoking.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Philip Morris sliced the price of Marlboro cigarettes to improve their competitive strength against low-priced brands.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Philip Morris has openly defied tobacco advertising bans in Russia and Hungary.
Tony Howell,

Philip Morris will start placing inserts in packs of all of its medium and light cigarette brands, warning people of the dangers of smoking.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Philip Morris also is working to encourage state legislators to devote a significant portion of their settlement funds to implement youth smoking prevention efforts throughout the country.
Philip Morris took action in June 1994 against the Commonwealth of Australia trying to invalidate the Tobacco Advertising Prohibition Act on the constitutional grounds that it undermined freedom of speech rights.
Philip Morris and other foreign tobacco companies vehemently deny critics' accusations that they play a role in smuggling the vast quantities of cigarettes making their way across the border.
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