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Topic: Van Morrison

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde
Bad point(s):Dishonest
Personality:Spiritual
Intelligence:Stupid
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine
Favorite era(s):1970s,  1960s
Favorite body part(s):Eyes
Favorite animal(s):Penguin
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Listens to:Bob Dylan,  Rock and Roll,  Dire Straits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave,  Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Moondance - Van Morrison - (1:07) [MP3 file - [1.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Radio programmers pass on Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" because the lyrics reference premarital sex and teenage pregnancy.
Radio programmers pass on Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" because the lyrics reference premarital sex and teenage pregnancy.
Before I intervened, Morrison's van driver was a brown-eyed girl.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Gram Parsons and Astral-era Van Morrison were as much country as rock, of course, and Foster is working his way into that rarefied strata.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

At the time we did a cut for the tribute to Van Morrison's records called "No Prima Donna" and we're singing a Van song called "No Irish Heartbeat"
Van Morrison, Brown-eyed Girl, CD, mint, 'Bang' Sessions 1966-67, $9.
'Moondance' is quite excellent (not the old Van Morrison tune) and Patrice Rushens vocals are strong throughout.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

As a poet, a musician, I know very well Van Morrison's 'inarticulate speech of the heart'
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Films and records we enjoy this stay are: Van Morrison's "Veedon Fleece", Lambchop's "Is a Woman", Spartacus, American Movie, Small Time Crooks and Rear window.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Bob covered Van Morrison's Carrying A Torch for the first time and played Bye and Bye for the second time.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

you'll sing Van Morrison's 'Crazy Love', because you're too screwed up to say it in your own words, and I'll melt into your arms.
 
 
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