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Topic: Mother

Related:
  Mother and Child    Mother's Day  
  Mother Daughter    Mother Earth  
  Mother's Love    Mother Son  
  Birth Mother    Mother and Baby  
  Mother Mary    Mother Nature  
  Mother in law    Mother's death  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother,  Their father,  Mother Teresa
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Good point(s):Saintly
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Housewife
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Bridesmade's dress,  Diapers
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Getting a divorce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Mothers who breastfed exclusively or partially had significantly larger reductions in hip circumference and were less above their pre-pregnancy weights at 1 month postpartum than mothers who fed formula exclusively.
Mother's milk is not only extremely rich in the substance, but also contains special enzymes that aid in the absorption of cholesterol from the intestinal tract.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Mothers across the country are ready to take a stand against our legislators' unwillingness to pass more sensible gun laws.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Punishing welfare mothers who have children out of wedlock by refusing aid is a precursor of what is to come.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

She is a very brave young lady who has had to cope with a tragedy that is every Mothers worst dread She has stood tall and shown great courage and fortitude in adversity and pain at a time in her life when she should have been experiencing happiness and joy.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Breastfeeding mothers should check their nipples before each feed and avoid breastfeeding if they are cracked or bleeding.
Most Birth Mothers do not want thier child to spend any time in foster care away from the adoptive family.
Young mothers are paired with a trained volunteer to walk through the difficult times of parenting with them.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Working mothers are more likely to use an authoritative approach that relies on reason rather than assertions of parental power and encourages both girls and boys to be independent.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Mothers and Others is a national nonprofit educational organization working to promote consumer choices which are safe and sustainable for current and future generations.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Mother's physically moving the child to her room for a time out when the child refused to go did not establish substantial risk of abuse as a basis for the Department of Social Services to support a report of abuse.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

It is mother's withheld compassion, that flows from the holy grail of Aquarius before the rising sun.
 
 
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