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Topic: Motor Oil

Related:
  Oil    Motor  
  Oil and Gas    Essential Oils  
  Olive Oil    Oil Company  
  Oil Painting    Motor Vehicle  
  Oil Industry    Electric Motor  
  Heat oil    General Motors  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Henry Ford
Favorite possession(s):Lawnmower,  Vacuum cleaner,  Power tools
Personality:Sporty
Politics:Green
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine,  Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Truck driver,  Janitor
Favorite author(s):Winslow Homer
Favorite food(s):Olives,  Anything with salt
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish
Interest(s):Boating
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Membership(s):Greenpeace
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Petroleum-based waste oils used for motors and industry are considered hazardous waste and should be collected and disposed of separately from wastewater.
AMSOIL Synthetic Motor Oils are specifically formulated for long drain service and provide superior performance and protection to that provided by conventional motor oils.
Synthetic motor oil was introduced to the automotive public in 1972 by AMSOIL INC, with its introduction of the world's first API (American Petroleum Institute) rated synthetic motor oil.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

There are dozens of well-documented episodes of Motor Oils, that failed to properly protect engines in the field, yet were produced the same way as other batches that had no apparent problems.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Further petroleum motor oils will form "black sludge" during operation, and this sludge is held in suspension by detergents and dispersants until the oil is drained.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Semi-synthetic motor oils contain a blend of pure conventional and synthetic motor oils, specially formulated with advanced technology.
Spikes Most modern motor oils contain a substantial proportion of a dissolved polymer additive known as a viscosity-index improver.
AMSOIL synthetic motor oils are formulated with long-lasting, top quality additives to take advantage of the durability of synthetic basestocks, and make extended drain capable oils.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

FormulaShell motor oils have been upgraded to meet the most current industry specifications of ILSAC GF-3 and API SL.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

motor oils are engineered to exceed the highest API performance categories for passenger cars, vans, light trucks as well as heavy duty diesel trucks.
Red Line Motor Oils are designed to provide the highest degree of protection and cleanliness with the lowest friction for your gasoline, diesel, motorcycle, or marine engine.
All Motorex motorcycle motor oils for 2 stroke and 4 stroke engines and Motorex gear oils meet the latest standards of all well-known manufacturers and are recommended by them.
 
 
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