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Topic: Rack Mount Server

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, Quake, Half-Life

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-)

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

These servers utilise the very popular Apache webserver software, installed on Sun X1 rack-mount boxes running Solaris 8.
Wether you need rack mount server from 1u and 2u servers to much larger industrial servers, or if you are looking for mini towers to use as web servers we can help you arrange to have yours built.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Aluminum 1U Rack-mount Server Chassis.
Mount the LEO servers into a 19" rack.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

OST Rack Mount Servers provide maximum computing power with efficient space utilization while combining the ultimate in reliability, serviceability and manageability.
Xserve is a powerful, compact 1U rack-mount server with incredible integration, nearly half a terabyte of storage, and the power of UNIX-based Mac OS X Server.
Shakopee, Minnesota designs and manufactures rack mount enclosures for applications ranging from telecommunications and network servers to process control.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We custom build only high-end server machines using components from Intel, Seagate, IBM, and rack mount chassis from California PC.
A Powerful high density 2U Rack mount server powered by up to 2 Intel Xeon Processors with Hyperthreading Technology, for highly demanding server workloads.
Stay Online's System Integration department provides custom workstation, server, disk and RAID assemblies in both tower and rack-mount chassis.

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