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Topic: Sermon on the Mount

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Good point(s):

Humble, Patient, Generous

Personality:

Devout, Rebellious

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Mormon

Favorite TV show(s):

Friends

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
The Koran

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, Martin Luther, The Prophet Mohammed

Favorite movie(s):

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Favorite philosopher(s):

Thomas Aquinas

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

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Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The Sermon on the Mount and the Beatitudes should give way to the righteous anger of Jehovah and conversion by the sword, as practiced by the Prophet.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Nearby is the Mount of Beatitudes, where Jesus gave the Sermon on the Mount, and the ancient village of Capernaum, with a synagogue in which Jesus is believed to have preached.
Jesus made that clear at the beginning of the Sermon on the Mount when He promised that the meek shall inherit the earth at the same time they see God.
Jesus taught the same thing when He said in the Sermon on the Mount that those who lust commit adultery in their hearts.

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