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Topic: Rocky Mountain News

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Howard Stern, Matt Druge, All cheerleaders

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Currently has on their coffee table:

Rolling Stone magazine

Dream job(s):

Lawyer

Education:

College

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac

Interest(s):

Business

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse, Snowboarding, Racquetball

Listens to:

Backstreet Boys

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Michael Jordan, Larry Bird (basketball)

Favorite destination(s):

United States of America

Favorite type of dance(s):

The Waltz, Ballroom

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The Rocky Mountain News had asked to review the autopsy records hoping that they might shed light on whether Klebold had killed himself.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

A freelance piece for the Rocky Mountain News about a popular Denver nightclub.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Rocky Mountain News: Poll shows 2/3s of voters favor amendment to require Bilingual ed.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The Rocky Mountain News reported that a number of men had settled on the river and its tributaries, and erected substantial homes upon their farms.
ROCKY MOUNTAIN EMPIRE: Revealing Glimpses of the West in Transition From Old to New, From the Pages of the Rocky Mountain Empire Magazine of The Denver Post.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Rocky Mountain News - Denver locator-service company gets in on the Games -- Visa and InfoNow's use of IKONOS imagery on the Web to benefit 2002 Winter Olympic visitors.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Rocky Mountain News online theater section, including reviews and performance schedules.

John Fielding,
CEO

Articles published in the Rocky Mountain News of Denver Denver, Colorado, from January 1, 2000 to the present are accessible by full text searches online.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

I ran a notice in the singles listings of the Denver Rocky Mountain News and had about 50 inquiries, so I started Single Sunday Golf Socials in July of 1985.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Rocky Mountain News reports the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are showing interest in free agent TE Shannon Sharpe , who was released by the Baltimore Ravens.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

SUPER SCHOOL NEWS is a mini television series written, illustrated and presented on Rocky Mountain PBS television by fifth and sixth grade elementary students.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

By Michael BeDan Denver Rocky Mountain News Staff Writer If the Denver Nuggets could throw Voshon Lenard and Tariq Abdul-Wahad into a blender.

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