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Topic: Rat and Mouse

Related:
  Rat    Mouse  
  Mouse Pad    Mickey Mouse  
  Mouse Pointer    Mouse icon  
  Mouse Control    Cat and Mouse  
  MOUSE OVER PICTURE    Optical Mouse  
  Mouse Cursor    Rat Pack  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Favorite animal(s):Mouse,  Snake,  Lizard
Politics:Animal rights
Interest(s):Biology
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  Cat Fancy magazine
Favorite movie(s):Stuart Little
Favorite computer game(s):Lemmings
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer,  Produces Anthrax in their basement
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Rats and Mice —Rats carry serious diseases, and one mouse can contaminate ten times more food than it eats.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Mouse trap rat traps pest control pests rodents rodent controls.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The rats and mice agreed that the two kingdoms would ally against the hostility and abuse of humankind, under the Mouse Knight as their symbol.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Should you need to use rat and mouse bait or ant and roach traps, take care to place them in areas that are inaccessible to your pet.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This year we are now including rats to our line of products and you will get the same quality of product you have come to expect from the Mouse Factory.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

When using rat, mouse, snail or slug baits, or ant or roach traps, place the products in areas that are inaccessible to your pet.
When using rat, mouse, snail or slug baits, or ant or roach traps, place the products in areas that are inaccessible to your companion animals.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

But by altering the mouse pox virus to try to stop mice and rats breeding they realised it also became more lethal and much harder to immunise against.
Humane Rat Traps Rat Zapper electronic mouse and rat traps that kill mice and rats with a deadly shock.
Electronic mouse and rat traps that kill mice and rats with a deadly shock.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Many rats came to the small mouse and had to see him, thank him, and lick him in person (it took several minutes!
This poor mouse, probably a wild resident in my house smelt the millenium celebration feast I prepared for my rats and decided to help himself to it, only not to realise my rats would be helping themselves to him.
 
 
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