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Topic: Rid of the mouse

Related:
  Rid    Mouse  
  Mouse Pad    Mickey Mouse  
  Mouse Pointer    Mouse icon  
  Mouse Control    Cat and Mouse  
  MOUSE OVER PICTURE    Optical Mouse  
  Mouse Cursor    Field Mouse  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Linux box
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today
Dream job(s):Janitor,  Housewife
Favorite animal(s):Mouse,  Wasps
Likes to wear:Diapers
Favorite computer game(s):Half-Life,  Hacking,  Myst
Listens to:Prince
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

A mouse undertook to rid the village of a pesky chickenhawk.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

After releasing a captured mouse, wash the trap with liquid detergent and then rinse it with warm water to get rid of the soap residue.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

If you have Sony's excellent MSAC-US5 USB mouse/memory stick combo reader , you may be able to get rid of your seperate USB memory card reader also.
Get rid of that bulky keyboard, mouse, mouse pad, and all the cable clutter!
Get rid of this by using a wheel mouse or other improved scroll helper.
 
 
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