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Topic: Shut Your Mouth

Related:
  Foot and Mouth    Shut  
  Shut Down    Word of mouth  
  Dry mouth    Mouth Disease  
  Foot and Mouth Disease  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch
Good point(s):Good kisser
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Kissing
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

While I was there a woman in the Bay Area tied up her three daughters' hands with duct tape, duct taped their mouths shut, and one by one smothered them against herself, before attempting suicide.
They both snapped their mouths shut at the same time, but then AJ nodded to her, finally meeting her gaze and said, "Go ahead.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

This very clear display of contempt was met with loud boos and I stood holding my middle finger up at the loser fucks until they shut their asshole mouths.
And as the avatar of darkness steps into the room, three dozen mouths snap shut as sharp breaths are drawn.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

We can keep our mouths shut and let jackasses like Gore and Lieberman, acting in the name of God, take over the Democratic party and fuck it up.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The only difference from an American Hotel was that the tap water was not treated, so we had to shower with our mouths shut and brush our teeth with bottled water.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

People always talk about hows bad witchcraft is and, i think that they should keep thier mouths shut until they try it.
So kids, if you can keep your mouths shut for just five minutes, then I'll tell you the story about Little Red Cap if I can still make sense out of it.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

And they were smart enough at times to run away, at times to keep their mouths shut, to comprehend a language that was not their own, to figure out things that they didn't know and to strive in a land that wasn't their own.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The day has now arrived that God has shut the mouths of His servants and will begin to do His own work of rendering judgment and calamity upon the wicked and ungodly.
So shall he sprinkle many nations; the kings shall shut their mouths at him: for that which had not been told them shall they see; and that which they had not heard shall they consider.
So shall he startle many nations; kings shall shut their mouths because of him; for that which has not been told them they shall see, and that which they have not heard they shall understand.
 
 
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