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Topic: Trench Mouth

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Florence Nightingale

Favorite website(s):

Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Personality:

Wacky

Intelligence:

Stupid

Dream job(s):

Farmer

Favorite Card Game(s):

Cheat

Favorite body part(s):

Teeth

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping, Kissing

Favorite food(s):

Candy

Interest(s):

Sex education

Favorite movie(s):

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Starsign:

Virgo

Medical note(s):

Taking Viagra, Infected with HIV, Uses laxatives

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Belching

Favorite quote(s):

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

After eating off wormy, moldy trenchers, one would get "trench mouth.
After eating off wormy trenchers, they would get "trench mouth"

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