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Topic: Muscle

Related:
  Body Muscle    Back Muscle  
  Muscle Pain    Muscle Cells  
  Muscle tissue    Muscle Groups  
  Muscle Contraction    Muscle Injuries  
  Build Muscle    Muscle nervous system  
  Shoulder muscles    Abdominal Muscles  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Abflexer(tm)
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Ass
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite sport(s):Working out at the gym,  Bodybuilding,  Walking
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Taking Valium
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Her muscles squeezed him as the spasms of her orgasm took the pleasure that he had to give.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Your muscles are the great forges in your body that combust oxygen and body fat and generate your raw human physical energy.
The muscles are very similar in the two species, except that the donkey has a more developed and extensive longeus colli muscle and seems to have a less developed superficial gluteal muscle.
Are his large muscles purely the result of muscle fiber hypertrophy?
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Muscles are relaxed and circulation is stimulated by the soothing massage of rushing water.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Strong muscles around the knee pull harder on the bony attachments and during stress can be injured.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The muscles in her calves quivered and flexed under the strain of standing on her toes.
Muscles honed by action rippled beneath his shirt.
The muscles bunched and rippled under her skin as she pushed the iron.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Muscles were rippling sleekly in her thighs and Tia sensed the woman was adjusting to having his cock in her.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

All other muscles are left with a proportion of residual motor cells sufficient to maintain normal power as judged by clinical examination.
Muscles need oxygen and nutrients to convert into energy to allow us to play sport or perform exercises.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Kelsey
2005-03-01 13:15:30
How many muscle cells are in one typical muscle?
From:
hamstring
2005-09-18 18:07:41
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