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Topic: Shoulder muscles

Related:
  Shoulder    Muscle  
  Body Muscle    Head and Shoulders  
  Back Muscle    Muscle Pain  
  Muscle Cells    Muscle tissue  
  Muscle Groups    Muscle Contraction  
  Muscle Injuries    Build Muscle  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Abflexer(tm)
People talk about their ..:Body Odour,  Coolness
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Ass
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Favorite sport(s):Working out at the gym,  Bodybuilding,  Walking
Likes to wear:Sumo belt
Favorite destination(s):Home
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

She noticed the muscles move and tense in his shoulders under the silky white shirt and took a step back as he came close enough to her that she caught the aroma of a woodsy aftershave.
Muscles are never completely relaxed, so massage may help relieve these tensions which cause headaches, painful backs, necks, shoulders and legs.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

His shoulders were broad, the muscles firm, sleek, steel fiber beneath the satin of his skin.
His broad shoulders and built chest muscles were carefully concealed beneath a generous black cloak.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

My shoulder muscles tensed into bulbs as I jumped into a soft spin around the metallic pole that pierced Naughtyland's stage.
This means that the shoulders are slightly foward and relaxed which lengthens the back muscles across the shoulder and hollows the chest cavity.
The wrenched muscles give a line to fiery burns that encases his entire arm as his shoulder lays removed from its socket.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Triceps are a group of muscles on the back of your arm between your elbow and shoulder.
Massaging these muscles relaxes and lengthens the neck and allows the shoulders to open up and rest gently on the torso.
Shoulder Exercises The following exercises will help stretch the muscles around your shoulders and make them easier to move.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Muscles strengthened include the scapula retractors isolating the muscles which pull the scapular to the thoracic spine improving posture and restoring shoulder mobility.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The shoulder muscles are stimulated with electrodes implanted in the muscles via a minimally invasive procedure; treatment lasts for six weeks, after which the electrodes are removed.
 
 
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