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Topic: Muscle tissue

Related:
  Tissue    Muscle  
  Body Muscle    Back Muscle  
  Muscle Pain    Muscle Cells  
  Muscle Groups    Connective Tissue  
  Muscle Contraction    Muscle Injuries  
  Tissue Paper    Scar tissue  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Abflexer(tm)
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Breasts
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Ipriflavone helps move nutrients into muscle tissues and reduce body fat levels.
It is produced and stored in the liver and muscle tissues, when energy demand is high the glycogen will be converted to glucose for energy.
They are collecting information on how tissues develop through the life of the animal and when and why genes switch on and off in muscle and fat cells.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Massage relieves muscle tension and warms up the soft tissues in the area, making joints more pliable and more easily adjusted.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

This is accomplished by lifting and tightening the relaxed muscles and then removing fatty tissue and loose baggy skin from the face and the neck area.
The muscles and tissues that cause furrowing or drooping are removed or altered to raise the eyebrows, smooth the forehead and reduce frown lines.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Working across the muscles to manipulate deep tissues, this treatment stimulates circulation and regenerates lymphatic flow to promote detoxification and oxygenation of stagnant tissues.
It is a scientific system of manipulations on the muscles and connective tissues of the body for the purpose of relaxation, rehabilitation or health maintenance.
Were you attending instead to a muscle that you were exercising those nutrients would feed and accelerate the tissue's growth and structural development, i.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

You say that muscle soreness after a workout is a sign of overworking the connective tissue in the muscles and is a bad sign.
Erectile tissue contains connective tissue and smooth muscle in which there are many vascular spaces lined by endothelial cells.
Connective tissues are made up of tendons, ligaments, and the fascial sheaths that envelop, or bind down, muscles into separate groups.
 
 
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