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Topic: Muscular

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  Muscular Dystrophy    Muscular System  
  Muscular Diseases    Muscular Endurance  
  Spinal Muscular Atrophy    Muscular Strength  
  Muscular Development    Muscular Sclerosis  
  Muscular Woman    Muscular Dystrophy Association  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm),  Wheelchair,  Couch
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym,  Running
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking Valium
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Muscular Dystrophy in Labradors This disease has been called by many names over the years, but is now known as Autosomal Recessive Muscular Dystrophy or ARMD.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Muscular Dystrophy Ireland provides support to persons with neuromuscular conditions and their families through the provision of a range of support services.
Muscular Dystrophy Association, Inc, is a voluntary health agency aimed at conquering neuromuscular diseases that affect more than a million Americans.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Muscular dystrophy is a group of disorders characterized by progressive muscle weakness and loss of muscle tissue.
When he was three years old Levan was diagnosed with progressive muscular dystrophy, a hereditary degenerative disorder characterized by gradual weakening and wasting of the muscles.
Genetic Counselling A diagnosis of Duchenne muscular dystrophy can be so distressing that it is easy to subconsciously decide to put genetic issues aside for consideration some time later.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Parent Project Muscular Dystrophy mobilizes people in the US and worldwide in collaborative effort to enable people with Duchenne and Becker Muscular Dystrophy to survive, thrive and fully participate within their families and communities into adulthood and beyond.
Muscular dystrophy is a collective term for a variety of neuromuscular conditions, characterised by the progressive degeneration and weakening of muscles, which can affect both adults and children.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Duchenne muscular dystrophy boys together can talk about how they feel and how they deal with certain situations in a way that is different from talking with their parents.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The Muscular Dystrophy Family Foundation's mission is to provide adaptive equipment and emotional support to individuals and families with muscular dystrophy.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Muscular Dystrophy Ireland is first and foremost a support organisation for persons affected by neuromuscular conditions and their families who live in Ireland.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Man suffering from muscular dystrophy and sentenced under the Rockefeller drug laws seeks clemency.
 
 
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