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Topic: Muscular Sclerosis

Related:
  Muscular Dystrophy    Muscular System  
  Muscular Diseases    Muscular Endurance  
  Sclerosis    Muscular Strength  
  National Multiple Sclerosis Society    Muscular  
  Multiple Sclerosis Society    Muscular Dystrophy Association  
  Multiple Sclerosis  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
Personality:Depressive,  Nervous
Intelligence:Retarded
Currently has on their coffee table:People,  Men's Health magazine
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Dream job(s):Lawyer
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap
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Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It is of great value to those with disabilities such as arthritis, multiple sclerosis, motor neurone disease, muscular dystrophy and those with high level injuries such as tetraplegics.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Finally, there are students with multiple disabilities, which are caused by such primary conditions as muscular dystrophy, cerebral palsy, multiple sclerosis or traumatic brain injury.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The disorders examined were Duchenne muscular dystrophy, myotonic dystrophy, myotubular myopathy, spinal muscular atrophy and amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Such a disorder may be polymyositis, muscular dystrophy, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, spinal muscle atrophy or spinal cord injury.
This may include those with multiple sclerosis, muscular dystrophy, cerebral palsy, spina bifida, brain injury or individuals with spinal cord injuries.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

There are people in their middle years who are forced to reside in nursing homes for the aged because there are no suitable facilities for people with muscular dystrophy and multiple sclerosis.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

There was no evidence of inflammatory infiltrates or of any systemic muscular disorder, although one patient did have systemic sclerosis.
Good candidates might include amputees, or persons with multiple sclerosis, muscular dystrophy or post polio syndrome.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:

2004-11-06 17:05:18
what is muscular sclerosis
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2005-08-24 05:32:39
From:
kathy
2005-08-27 00:46:49
i am just trying to find symptoms of muscular sclerosis, my husband has been having aches in his joints from hips down espcially in calfs and now his right ankle is swelling
From:
dk willson at kayw2004inaz@yahoo.com
2005-09-08 01:26:30
What are the symptoms of muscular dystrophy?
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