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Topic: Muslim name

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Osama Bin Laden, Muhammad Ali, Gandhi

Personality:

Devout

Dream job(s):

Terrorist

Religion(s):

Muslim, Hindu

Favorite explorer(s):

Ibn Battuta

Favorite book(s):

The Koran

Favorite religious figure(s):

The Prophet Mohammed, The Ayatollah, Malcolm X

Favorite great leader(s):

Akbar the Great

Likes to wear:

Head scarf, Beard

Favorite destination(s):

Pakistan, Arabia, Baghdad

Favorite time of year:

Ramadan

Favorite political figure(s):

Mohandas Gandhi

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Some Muslims in the Metropolis even have to hide their true identities by assuming Christian names in order for them to get a job or rent an apartment or be accepted in dormitories or boarding houses.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Muslims are commanded in the Qur'an to send this greeting to Prophet Muhammad whenever his name is mentioned.
Pakistani Muslims are similarly at fault, for they gained their independence in the name of Islam and publicly promised that Islam will reign supreme in the new homeland but did not fulfill this promise in the right earnest.
They were both Muslims, Bangladeshis and their names should be recorded because they were good men and true: Mohamed Abdul Halim and Sikder Mokaddes Ahmed.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Muslims are not familiar with the historical context of this name, nor the significance of its meaning, therefore they laugh when they hear Jesus referring to Himself as "I am" in John 8.
Since Muslims are so intent on finding the name of Muhammad in the Hebrew word "machmad," it is important that they remain consistent.

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