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Topic: Mutual

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Bad point(s):Greedy
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Tax Collector
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Getting a divorce
Membership(s):World Vision
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is therefore provided that mutual funds which were in existence at the time of the commencement of the licensing provisions have six months from then to continue to carry on their business without having to become immediately a regulated mutual fund complying with the law.
Mutual Funds are not bank deposits or obligations, are not guaranteed by any bank, and are not insured or guaranteed by the FDIC, the Federal Reserve Board, or any other governmental agency.
All Mutual Funds are registered with SEBI and they function within the provisions of strict regulations designed to protect the interests of investors.
John Fielding,
CEO

Mutual fund securities are not covered by the Canada Deposit Insurance Corporation or by any other government deposit insurer that insures deposits in credit unions.
A mutual fund is an investment company that pools the money of many investors and determines an investment strategy that fits with the goals of the fund.
Mutual funds are consistently under-performing the major stock indexes because they have to allow for a management fee of one half to two percent of the value of the assets administered.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Mutual funds sizzling like summer sausage on a grill?
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Mutual funds are an easy way for people to start investing their money.
Mutual funds are a convenient and smart way for people to invest, but with so many funds available, how do you choose the right ones?
Mutual fund sponsors make their money by charging fees.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

All the mutual funds publish statistics about how well they do.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Mutual funds are the cure-all for everything.
 
 
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