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Topic: Washington Mutual

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  Washington    Mutual  
  Washington DC    University of Washington  
  Washington State    Mutual Funds  
  Washington Post    Washington County  
  George Washington    Seattle Washington  
  Washington Mutual Bank    Washington Times  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Politics:Capitalist
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Tax Collector
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Real estate,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):California
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Owning their own trailer
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Rodriguez: The comment you left on Washington Mutual's website has been forwarded to me for a reply.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Kaminishi is an accountant with Washington Mutual Bank, as well as a founding member and treasurer of the Friends of the Beacon Hill Branch of The Seattle Public Library.
Ramona Elementary has been adopted by Washington Mutual Bank, as well as maintaining an ongoing relationship with the Ramona Chamber of Commerce.
The Receiver has requested numerous photocopies from Washington Mutual Bank, but the bank has been very slow to respond.
John Fielding,
CEO

Ahmanson and Company and its subsidiaries were acquired by Washington Mutual, a leading provider of consumer banking services and home loans nationally.
While Washington Mutual has fully absorbed the bank under the Washington Mutual name, they have not renamed the Ahmanson Land Company.
Washington Mutual even went so far as to register 115 ahmanson related domain names, again well after this site was established, including "saveahmansonranch.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Washington Mutual is pleased to support the the Milk Carton Races.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Ranch supporters will be kicking off the tour from Washington Mutual Bank on the NE corner of Sunset and Vine in Hollywood.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

A free shuttle will begin running from the Washington Mutual Bank in Freeland which will run all evening back and forth from the park.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Washington Mutual's Spin on Ahmanson Ranch.
 
 
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