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Topic: National Statistics

Related:
  Statistics    National  
  National Park    New National  
  National Center for Health Statistics    National Center for Education Statistics  
  National Championship    Office for National Statistics  
  National Team    National Security  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Florence Nightingale
Politics:Eurocrat
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer,  President of the United States,  Social worker
Favorite book(s):World Almanac
Interest(s):Economics,  Geography,  Geneology
Favorite destination(s):United States of America,  Florida
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being normal,  Finding a job,  Getting off welfare
Membership(s):World Vision,  Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

National Statistics have a diverse customer base outside government in the business and research communities.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The national statistics agency also reported inflationary pressure eased last month, mainly because of falling electricity prices in Ontario.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

National statistics cite that up to 40% of all children learn best when a structured and sequential code-emphasis approach is used.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Statistics Finland's operations are funded with appropriations from the national budget and with income from chargeable services.
Get statistics on national health care indicators and expenditures and Medicare for various years.
Environment statistics are a basis for international agreements and national action plans in addition to the public debate.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

National statistics suggest that at least 90 percent of students who carry guns to school carry for legitimate protection.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

These statistics are for general comparison, based upon advertised features by a large national template web site provider.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

National statistics show that students who major in psychology are as likely to be admitted to medical school as those who major in biology or chemistry.
These statistics are also used by research institutes in measuring the national quality life and studying social problems.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

There are compelling national statistics about the numbers of persons with mental illness and those dually diagnosed with mental illness and substance abuse problems who are incarcerated.
National statistics show that individuals abusing drugs or alcohol are more likely to be involved in a workplace accident or more likely to injure coworkers.
 
 
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From:
ravey
2005-04-29 15:30:30
how many people die each year from drunk driving?
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