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Topic: NCAA Women's Soccer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Bikini, Dildo, Baseball cap

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

Vogue magazine, FHM magazine, Sports Illustrated magazine

Politics:

Feminist

Favorite TV show(s):

World Cup Coverage

Favorite body part(s):

Hair

Favorite sport(s):

Volleyball, Lacrosse, Rugby

Likes to wear:

Mambo, Adidas, Sports bra

Favorite online activity(s):

Sharing jokes with friends

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Venus Williams (tennis), Steffi Graff (tennis)

Worst habit(s):

Showing off

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

In 17 NCAA varsity women's "championship" sports, there was an increase of 147 overall teams which means soccer accounted for 20.
The Purdue women's soccer team, in just its fifth year of existence, earned its first-ever NCAA Tournament bid this afternoon.
The 14th-ranked Boilermaker women's soccer team made the Purdue community proud with their NCAA Tournament appearance this weekend.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Purdue women's soccer team reacts to its first-ever NCAA Tournament berth Monday afternoon.
The 2002 Boilermakers end their season as the first Purdue women's soccer team to qualify for the NCAA Tournament.
She was named the Defensive Most Valuable Player of the tournament by the NCAA Division III women's soccer committee.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Women's soccer NCAA Championship sweatshirt (crew)

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Women's Soccer Falls to Westminster in First Round of NCAA Tournament.
Bishop Women's Soccer Advances to NCAA Quarterfinal - The Bishops will face St.

User Talk

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