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Topic: Neck

Related:
  Back and Neck    Neck Pain  
  Neck Injuries    Neck Muscle  
  Neck Surgery    Guitar Neck  
  Red Neck    Break Ya Neck  
  Stiff neck    Neck and Shoulder Pain  
  Neck Tie    Neck Pillow  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Bondage kit,  Prom dress
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Good kisser
Personality:Nervous
Favorite activity(s):Kissing,  Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Mouth
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Long dresses,  Tank tops,  Low cut hipster jeans
Favorite destination(s):Home
Medical note(s):Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

This is done by telling your puppy to sit and then gently pushing down on their rear while gently pulling up on their necks with a leash and collar.
The two struggled playfully until Walter grabbed them by their necks and pulled them apart.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Quality hackle is very stiff with a minimum of web on the barbs and each feather is very long with a soft quill when compared with the imported necks so often used in lesser quality flies.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Choker-necks give way to plunging backs, silk-lined slits to clinched waists.
From crew necks to tunics, these eight wearable sweaters will take you from day to evening with flair.
Polka dot scarves and ties wrapped their arms lazily around necks as easily as stripes and squares.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect The women and men who have broke their necks for the freedom of speech the United States government has sworn to uphold.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Moa stretched long necks to browse shrubs and trees, like deer or giraffe.
He's giving his babies long necks and tight throat latches and gorgeous little heads.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

With the BNP breathing down their necks in racist towns, the Labour party stepped up its barbaric onslaught on the rights of refugees.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Stretching necks out in each brief moment between the passing cars to peck a bit of something on the edge of the tarmac traffic lane.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

We're talking Hollywood hunks up to their necks in mud; football stars sweating out toxins in ancient style Mayan pyramids by the sea; long tall Texans taking their peels in peeling red barns.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
amy
2005-08-10 17:05:05
Will a neck brace help pain in my neck,upper back and accross the shoulders? Have to wait for an appt with the pain management clinic,could be 13wks.. I've Cerebral Palsy, study at University but sometimes with the pain can't concentrate Can you help?
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