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Topic: Neck Pain

Related:
  Pain    Neck  
  Neck and Shoulder Pain    Back Pain  
  Back and Neck    Chronic Pain  
  Pain Relief    Pain Management  
  Pain Medication    Chest Pain  
  Muscle Pain    Joint Pain  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Eyes,  Breasts
Favorite sport(s):Working out at the gym
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Taking Prozac,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Many women feel that the excess weight of the breasts causes back and neck pain as well as soreness in the shoulder from bra straps cutting into the skin.
Back and neck pain, headaches, carpal tunnel pain, and a wide variety of other health challenges are many times symptoms of the underlying problem - subluxation.
Chronic pain neck aches, back aches, stiffness and discomfort in the body are often the result these structural imbalances.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Acupuncture has been a widely accepted treatment for back and neck pain and headaches in Asian countries for centuries.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Shoulder pain, often described as pain radiating down the back of the neck into the shoulder blade area, also may be the result of tensed muscles.
neck and shoulder pain Neck pain can be helped by simple and direct pressure on specific knots or trigger points in the neck muscles that cause the neck pain and headaches.
neck pain and pinched nerve Neck pain can be helped by simple and direct pressure on specific knots or trigger points in the neck muscles that cause the neck pain and headaches.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Back pain, neck pain, shoulder grooving from bra straps, and rashes beneath the breasts are not uncommon complaints of women with unduly large breasts.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Seniors with neck, back and shoulder pain and/or those receiving joint replacements or other surgical procedures are treated using the various modalities and exercise equipment under the direction of the physical therapist.
Back, Neck and Shoulder Massage - A therapeutic massage concentrating on any specific areas of tension and general aches and pains.
Chiropractic care has been proven to be extremely effective in treating migraine and tension headaches as well as neck pain and stiffness.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Normally neck pain or back pain is again due to muscular weakness and allopathy may declare it as cervical spondylosis since it declares that the cervical vertebrae are worn out.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Heidi Fenton
2005-03-17 22:50:13
I was in a car accident 15 months ago my neck and right shoulder were badly hurt. How do i Get better. Im already attending physio
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