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Topic: Need For Speed

Related:
  Speed    High Speed  
  Special Needs    Child Needs  
  Need money    Need a job  
  All I need    Needs Assessment  
  Speed Internet connection    Speed Internet  
  Needs Analysis    Need for Speed 2  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Game Spot
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Xbox,  Apple Computer
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine,  Mac Today
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing,  Hang gliding
Favorite computer game(s):X-Wing,  Half-Life
Dream job(s):Truck driver
Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez,  Downloading MP3's,  Finding ringtones for their phone
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

In order to benefit from the extreme computational speeds of high performance computers specific attention needs to be given to algorithmic design and implementation.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

This inspection needs to be done at fast speeds to meet cycle times, while insuring no defects are missed or false positives are found.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Tandems often need a wider range of gears than a solo since they can reach much higher speeds due to aerodynamic advantages.
At highway speeds of 50 to 55 mph, you need a 10 to 12 second gap in oncoming traffic to pass safely.
You will soon be getting speeds of 30 mph which feels very fast when you are three inches above the sand and who needs brakes anyway!
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The product is capable of processing at extremely high authorization speeds eliminating the need for additional phone lines, thereby minimizing downtime and delays.
As microprocessor speeds continue to escalate and wireless communications proliferate, the need for a fast and cost effective solution becomes paramount.
They need to synchronize the camera shutter at a wide range of shutter speeds with a variety of on-camera flash equipment as well as multi-head studio strobes.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

You will need to develop note taking strategies that work with different disciplines, instructors and their varying speeds, styles and methods of lecturing.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Speeds implementation and propagation of new releases, with no need to install software on user desktops.
Perhaps you just need some hints on improving connection speeds or a printout of the COM-CEN configurations.
This was mainly because the volume of data that needs handling and the transfer speeds required to service it were way beyond the capabilities of even the most powerful machines.
 
 
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