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Topic: Needle

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pamela Anderson
Favorite possession(s):Sewing machine,  Baseball cap
People talk about their ..:Tattoo
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite TV show(s):Judge Judy
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Coloring in
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Likes to wear:Vinyl,  Hip hop gear,  Head scarf
Listens to:The Prodigy
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The needles are a renewable resource that are used in revegetation efforts to increase the water retention, acidification and nourishment of the soil as well as help protect plant roots and keep weeds under control.
Reusable acupuncture needles are sterilized using procedures regulated by state and federal agencies.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Needles are inserted into the enlarged prostatic tissue, heating it until ablated, relieving the obstruction of the urethra and allowing free flow of urine from the bladder.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Once the needles are inserted, you might feel a tingling or aching sensation.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

These needles help prevent skipped stitches in these knit fabrics.
Knitting needles and Crochet hooks.
These needles are specially designed to be used with your metallic embroidery threads.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Acupuncture like needles are inserted into certain muscles to measure electrical activity and wave formation.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

People used needles made out of bones of fish or animals to sew and weave animal skins and the bark or leaves of trees.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I was losing lots of needles and nails until I decided to make sewing kits.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The needles used are sterile surgical needles available from medical supply stores or serious SM shops.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Acupuncture is the practice of puncturing the skin with needles at certain anatomical points in the body to relieve specific symptoms associated with many diseases.
 
 
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