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Topic: Thomas Nelson

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Most admires:Oprah Winfrey,  Al Gore,  Laurel & Hardy
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  Entertainment Weekly
Dream job(s):Soldier
Favorite TV show(s):The Civil War
Favorite sport(s):Racquetball,  Hockey
Listens to:Billy Gilman,  Shania Twain,  Bluegrass
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Membership(s):Klu Klux Klan
Favorite type of dance(s):The Waltz,  Line dancing
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

At this get-together Nelson and Phyllis Thomas discussed carving and the painting of a decoy.
Mark Harris,

Thomas Nelson Publishers for permission to use the New King James Version of the Holy Bible.
Josh Hogan,

Thomas Nelson was a colonel in the Second Virginia Regiment and then commanded Virginia military forces at the Battle of Yorktown.
There are two community colleges serving the Newport News region, Thomas Nelson Community College and Tidewater Community College.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Thomas Birkland, Director of the Center for Policy Research, is an Associate Professor of public administration and policy and political science at the Nelson A.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The meetings are held the 3rd Sunday of the month from 2-5pm at Thomas Nelson Community College in Moore Hall.
Nelson suggested Thomas Martinez and Ellie Paulie be considered for committees.
John Fielding,

Dave Mosher and Associates is proud to announce that Thomas Nelson has become a production partner in our offices.
Paddy McGuinness,

Thomas Nelson and Sons Ltd: 1919] Metzger writes that Papias towards 130 C.
Nelson Thomas (Centre) Nelson, from Rochester New York, with two fishing guides at Loch Ailsh.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Saw Irma Thomas with Marcia Ball and Tracy Nelson a few years back, great show!
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Nelson failed to disclose to plaintiff that his medical partner James Thomas, M.
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