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Topic: Willy Nelson

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Eddie Murphy, Tom Green

Favorite author(s):

Alice Walker

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke, Taking IQ tests

Favorite sport(s):

Hockey

Favorite movie(s):

The Blues Brothers, West Side Story

Favorite destination(s):

North Korea

Listens to:

Elvis Presley, Country and Western, Frank Sinatra

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Mickey Mantle (baseball), Lou Gehrig (baseball)

Favorite time of year:

Summer

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave, Being normal

Favorite quote(s):

"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

I had Willy call the motels around Timonium to see if Nelson checked in anywhere.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Willie Nelson - Across the Borderline - contains Willie's versions of American Tune and Graceland, produced by Paul and Roy Halee.
Chuck plays well on a great sounding Gibson Blues Hawk and has a voice just like Willy Nelson's.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Willy's fax gave me some more of the details and confirmed some information I already had on the Nelson matter.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Magnus will be playing and recording with Paula Nelson, Willie's daughter, in the weeks to come.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: willy nelson 2004-11-22 14:25:52
From: willy nelson 2004-11-22 14:31:06	birth date
From: David Gough 2005-01-16 05:35:17	Whats the story on the hole in Triggers soundboard. Better sound/ware & tear or a bad session?
From: skater@rushmore.com 2005-02-04 21:10:36	How old is Willy Nelson?
From: willy nelson 2005-04-14 13:12:38	when is his concert in kelowna bc. canada?
From: dezz 2005-05-31 22:30:00	how did willy nelson effect the united states in any way?
From: dezz 2005-05-31 22:46:05	ok this is to willy nelson he was born on april 30,1933 in abbott,texas......... and for skater@rushmore.com yeah well u can do the math for how old he is (wink)
From: made in holland 2005-09-10 11:13:23	willy would you smoke some pot with me?
From: single_deb61 2005-09-14 23:09:31	hi i know how old willy nelson is now . he is 72 year's old now , i was wonder if willy already pass on now ?
From: single_deb61 2005-09-14 23:12:08	hi i know how old willy nelson is , he is 72 yr's old now , i was wonder if he did pass on this year or not ?, single_deb61@yahoo.com
From: JVdBelgium 2005-09-25 22:54:13	in wich year Wlly wrotes "you where always on my mind "?
From: xia 2006-05-13 14:54:15	Nelson威利怎样影响美国以任何方式?
From: Harold 2006-04-26 10:16:03	What is the annual event for 30 years for which he is known in Fort Worth?
From: Nan Skivers@aol.com 2006-09-15 08:58:58	Willy many years ago im my youth I worked for Pugh Shows me an 3 of us show girls got brave an got up on stage with you Wnot long cops pulled us down it was Ionia Free fair its been a charished memeroy for all 3 of us grandmas it was thrilling i wonder if you remember it we all do ty for the thrill

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