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Topic: Peripheral Nervous System

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Wheelchair, Penis, Smallpox vaccine

Personality:

Nervous

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist, Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Brain, Lungs, Skin

Interest(s):

Biology

Favorite movie(s):

This Is Spinal Tap

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Lou Gehrig (baseball)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Family history of schizophrenia

Worst habit(s):

Nervous twitch

Favorite quote(s):

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The central nervous system comprises a fused ganglionic mass with peripheral nerves extending to various parts of the body.
Peripheral nervous system (PNS): Nerves that conduct impulses outside the brain and spinal cord i.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

GBS is "an acute disease of the peripheral nervous system in which the nerves in the arms and legs become inflamed and stop working.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The peripheral nervous system also includes 12 pairs of cranial nerves located on the underside of the brain.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The peripheral nervous system is the network of nerves that connects the brain and spinal cord to the rest of the body.
The peripheral nervous system includes nerves, ganglia, spinal and cranial nerves located outside the brain and spinal cord.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Peripheral nervous system – nerves in the body away from the brain and spinal cord; have ability for self-repair that the central system nerves do not.
The Peripheral Nervous System All nerves that are not part of the CNS comprise the peripheral nervous system.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Peripheral Nervous System All sensory and motor nerves (somatic and visceral) lying outside the brain and spinal cord.
Peripheral nervous system (cranial nerves and spinal nerves)These are the CRANIAL nerves in yourhead.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The peripheral nervous system (PNS) connects the CNS to other organs and systems.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The nervous system includes the brain, spinal cord, and peripheral nerves and is responsible for regulating and coordinating body activities.

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