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Topic: Net

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite website(s):Slashdot,  IMDb - Internet Movie Database
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
Favorite animal(s):Penguin
Favorite computer game(s):Counter Strike,  The Sims,  Quake
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Writing in their secret blog,  Chatting on ICQ
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The NETS Project is developing standards to guide educational leaders in recognizing and addressing the essential conditions for effective use of technology to support Pre K-12 education.
They are among the guidelines in the National Educational Technology Standards for Teachers (NETS) released Monday at the National Educational Computing Conference.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Net Express includes all the tools you need to create Web pages and COBOL server-side programs without learning HTML, Java, or any other language.
NET Framework is also a prerequisite for direct language support of Active Server Pages+ (ASP+), Microsoft's successor to ASP.
I always thought that concrete BUSINESS arguments for using Bayesian nets are rather like concrete BUSINESS arguments for using the product rule of calculus.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Thus, the looping or knotting of cords into nets weave and the spiraling of foundations and binders in coiled baskets are techniques unrelated to the interlacing of elements that are which warps and wefts interlace produces variations in the cloth structure or weave.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

A standards matrix including NETS, Applied Learning Standards and the Knowledge and Skills matrix contained in the TECH is also available for your curriculum planning needs.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Similar to nets used for aircraft landing on carriers at sea, these nets may not only catch large speeding vehicles, but even throw them backwards a short distance as well (proportional to their entry speed), to minimize the effects of an explosion.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

NET's electronic (email) services, to the following restrictions: Unauthorized Use of Relay Servers User agrees that any unauthorized use of any email server located throughout the Internet for the purposes of relaying or distributing messages is prohibited.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

NET's public education campaigns present the latest scientific studies and public opinion research so that Americans from all walks of life can understand complex environmental issues.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This will include operating area nets on the Primary and Secondary repeaters, testing simplex capabilities, and using the County 800 MHz trunking system handheld radios.
Net announced today that it has launched new remote data storage service branded "web-a-file" www.
 
 
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