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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite website(s):Slashdot,  IMDb - Internet Movie Database,  HotJobs.com
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Apple Computer,  Windows computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
Favorite computer game(s):Counter Strike,  StarCraft,  The Sims
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Writing in their secret blog
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

News measures value by relating a schools quality ranking with the net cost to a student who receives the average level of financial aid.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

AMATEUR NET ARCHIVE We scan the internet news groups and collect the best amateur postings and archive them in an easy to explore area.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Daemon News offers a guide to net booting FreeBSD-sparc64 hardware using tftp and NFS support.
NNTP: Net News Transfer Protocol, a protocol used to transfer USENET News Groups from one Internet Site to another via Internet Protocol.
Nikkei Net Interactive provides three searchable databases to help you quickly gain access to relevant news and information when you need it.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Net does everything possible to reduce the amount of spam that reaches you, although we exercise great care in making sure legitimate mail and news are delivered to you.
NET MARKETING NEWS, The Internet Marketing Ezine with a Search Engine Twist!
Net is a service which allows Internet users to browse, read, and post Usenet news articles for free.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

A tradeshow news network where our camera crews and a host filmed CNN style segments featuring users of the Device Net open bus system, a technology used by large manufacturers and automation companies.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The great news for users of crop packaging products is prices have crashed on silagewrap to the lowest price ever, decreased slightly on twine and are similar on net.
News from the net plus reviews of the latest gadgets and software, updated weekly.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

News Net crime plans unveiled (BBC) Labour has unveiled plans to tackle internet paedophiles - but the party has been accused of a «dereliction of duty» by opponents for not acting sooner in government.
 
 
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