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Topic: Net Verizon

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite website(s):

Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, Vogue magazine, Economist

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

South Park, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite movie(s):

Stuart Little

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Finding ringtones for their phone

Starsign:

Leo

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Turned out, the snow had started to cause Verizon problems, and I have no net connection, so this'll be posted when it's posted.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Fernandes at verizon point net.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

net or Kenny Gonzalez at (813)857-7738 Email: Res0KJ14@verizon.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Net is only offering DSL in GTE/Verizon service areas.
Road-testing Verizon's wireless data 'Net.
Net Proceeds from the Verizon Byron Nelson Classic Exceed $6 Million.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

net: Get download verizon dsl software rates and information, check availability for download verizon dsl software.
At $30, 'Schizm' is cheap for a lifetime of play Verizon offers fastest Net access.
Verizon Ordered to Give Identity of Net Subscriber.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Judge Orders Verizon to Reveal Net Song Swapper.

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