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Topic: Network Operating System

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Students review local area networks and different operating systems and build up a thorough working knowledge of spreadsheets and database programmes.
However, it is recommended to use operating systems that provide some sort of assurance of its stability and can have irrelevant system or network services easily removed.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Java is a network-oriented programming language invented by Sun Microsystems that is specifically designed for writing programs that can be run on a variety of operating systems.
The algorithm has been tested on all of the major network operating systems such as Novell Netware and Windows NT and other smaller networks such as Lantastic.
Network design is more than understanding how to install and support popular network operating systems such as Novell or Windows Networking.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Network Management Solutions - providing network operators with innovative systems to improve the operating efficiency of regional and global communications networks.
Operating systems such as Windows 2000 Server provide a number of advanced network services that facilitate reliable and scalable communication and connectivity.
An NLM is a software module that can be added to the NetWare 3 or NetWare 4 network operating system to add functionality to a network server.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Are experts at translating the complex nature of network operating systems into understandable concepts and applied knowledge.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This is a series of tests spanning 6 days for compatibility with popular network operating systems such as Windows NT, Novell Netware, Unix and OS/2 Warp.
It is based on the network of PC's working under Windows and Linux operating systems, but it also has a couple of Macintosh workstations.
The NetWare network operating system's UPS monitoring feature monitors the status of the UPS attached to the server.

User Talk

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