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Topic: Network Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Employee Knowledge Networks are software systems that deliver employee expertise, directly to other employees blocked on critical tasks, exactly when they need it most.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

LanLock is a software security system designed to assist in enforcing licensing agreements for local and wide area Novell networks.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Faximum Software is a developer of high-end fax software for networks using UNIX or Linux servers.
Client Server Networks store software and data files on a fileserver and are accessible by individual workstations, and have a more sophisticated security system.
A firewall is a software or hardware system that controls access between two networks and regulates the types of data that can flow between them.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Third party networks such as Commission Junction and LinkShare have state of the art affiliate tracking software and the affiliate is virtually assured of payment.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Rappore Technologies is a wirefree software solutions company that integrates emerging wireless technologies to enable reliable and secure wireless access to existing wired networks.
Service provisioning software is software that enables the controlled delivery of independent telematics services over wired and wireless networks to fixed or mobile devices.
Interlink Networks is a new business start-up spun out of Merit Networks and the University of Michigan, and dedicated to providing authentication and auathorization software products for the internet.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Plexis Software Systems does not sell or support computer systems, networks POS Peripherals or any other hardware.
High End UNIX is a level of licensed software for specific New Era of Networks products running on UNIX machines with greater than 8 CPUs.
NetMan is a Network and License Management software that will automatically collect hardware and software information from all the systems running NetMan across the Network.

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