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Topic: Now or Never

Related:
  Now that    Right now  
  Now here    Now I'd like  
  Now they    10 Now  
  Never give    Power of Now  
  7 Now    Now try  
  11 Now    CD Now  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Rush Limbaugh
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Cornflakes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone
Listens to:Bon Jovi
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Now that I see the site I'm sure I'm in need of much more but most of it I've never even seen before.
I now have the lean, hard body I've never been able to achieve before.
I've never had such the urge to crawl right up into a colon as I do right now.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I've never heard of the band The Gourds, but the Austin Chronicle has a story about their Internet fans that has me now wanting to look up their music.
I never really knew much about the topic before reading this book, but now that I've read it I think it's really interesting.
Now I'm not fucking Doris Stokes, I've never had a premonition before but I just knew something awful was gonna happen.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

I've never worked with polymer clays before now, but thanks to this video I KNOW I can produce impressive salable items.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

I've never been on any kind of drugs my entire life 0 and have now resorted to smoking pot to alleviate the nausea.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I've never tasted anything like it and now I have to have it every time I go back.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Now I've never been to that place before because I thought it was a country line dancing bar or something but I was so excited when I heard Warrant was playing!
Now I've never had to do that to a girl in the three years since we let girls join our school, but this time you really don't leave me with any choice.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I've never seen the press attack like they are now and basically the internet is swarming with Shai haters.
 
 
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